TOP. VERSATILE, BOTTOM SURVEY RESULTS

TOP/BOTTOM SELF-SURVEY RESULTS

I asked my readers to rate themselves on a scale from DRILL-MASTER to POWER BOTTOM. I allowed more than year to compile the results. I have bad news for everyone.

THERE JUST ISN’T ENOUGH DICK IN THIS WORLD TO SATISFY EVERYONE!!!!

And BOTTOMS like him, need a lot of high quality cock to keep them satisfied

My original assumption that “VERSATILE” is the single largest category of gay man was incorrect. That distinction belongs to “MOSTLY BOTTOM” at 28.3%, over one-quarter of the survey respondents. If you wish to see a full explanation of each category, click here.

To say that the Gay World is Bottom heavy is an understatement. Here are the survey results:

DRILL MASTER: 4.9%

He loves is job and will do it enthusiastically all night. Cherish this man, he is truly an endangered species.

TOP MAN: 6.8%

Always happy to care of a horny Bottom, but will begrudgingly open his hole for another hot Top. Also rare, so treat this guy well, too.

MOSTLY TOP: 7.6%

this man is very good at satisfying a hungry Bottom, but on occasion wants to take the ride.

VERSATILE: 18.3%

A true switch hitter, and some might say the most democratic gay man. Look at this guy, prepping himself while taking care on his Bottom. Multitasking!

MOSTLY BOTTOM: 18.2%

He likes receiving a lot more than giving, but will happily fuck his partner to get what he wants.

TOTAL BOTTOM: 28.6%

This man surrenders his ass at the slightest suggestion. He his damn good at get ploughed. On rare occasions he feels the need to do the penetrating.

POWER BOTTOM: 15.6%

We will open the gates of glory to your hard dick and fuck you right back. We are active and aggressive and need cock inside our holes regularly.

My analysis:

Cock, especially Top-Cock is a rare commodity.

Nearly two thirds (62.4%) of gay men prefer being on the receiving end of a hard cock. When the “VERSATILE” category is factored in, the percentage of men who want to be penetrated rises to almost 81%. Slightly more than 4/5’s on the gay population like to get their bung-soles pounded at least some of the time. Now, consider that straight women want a good penis, (albeit, not as much as gay men) there is a considerable dick shortage in the world.

I had never realized the shortage until I asked my followers to take the survey. As I have said before, it has been many years since I penetrated, anally anyone. I have never been at a loss at finding a good Top Man to work my man-pussy over.

I know I wish these were my man-pussy lips being spread by this cock.

Using only my own experiences I assumed that Top-Men were plentiful. Boy was I wrong! I always understood that the True Drill-master was a rare breed and this survey showed my hypothesis to be true.

Self-proclaimed POWER BOTTOMS out number DRILL MASTER by ratio of just over 3 to 1; 15.6% to Power Bottom to 4.9% Drill Master. This is great news for Tops of any type; you can easily find a tight hot ass-hole to fuck. But for us power Bottoms well; there is stiff competition out there. You have got to be the best you can to make sure you get all the cock, up your bougina, you need and want.

Here is an eager hole just begging for this gorgeous rod.

When you find that special Drill-Master, you better treat him well, he can just go out and find another hungry Bottom to feed. I always knew I was lucky having Bart as a steady partner. I guess I ought to give him a little break every now and then.

I think part of my misconception about Versatile Men and the number, or lack of, bone fide Tops is from the talk out at the clubs and parties. While it appears the majority of us, (80+ %) are more than happy to lift our legs and get fucked; most do not like to admit their preferences in public. The only regret I have about being a Bottom is that I waited until I was 19 years old to get fucked the first time. While not completely comfortable it felt completely natural to me. My world changed that night.

If you like sitting on cock, why not just admit it. I think it would lead to a lot less disappointment when looking for a casual hook-up. When I am on the prowl, I am very upfront with prospects of what I expect and what he can look forward to. I know no one likes to box themselves in, but if you’re a Bottom, advertise heavily; Tops will come sniff your little hole out.

PLease take my new survey on penis size and preferences. I am doing some field research currently on penis size and pleasure. I hope to publish the results soon.

Thank you for helping with my research.

Miguel

Here are some hot Tops and Bottoms just doing what cums naturally. Enjoy.